Ew.

Mixed signals? How is trying to make conversation, nay, PULL conversation out of someone sending them "mixed signals" ? Just because I talk to you and you happen to have a penis doesn't mean I want to screw or marry you. Maybe I just wanted someone to talk to. Is that so bad?

He's just not that into you.

Cute movie... except for the fact that it made me feel like SHIT. I was completely slapped in the face by the story line, sitting there like a sappy little bitch,c crying and thinking... "Hey... that girl is a lot like me..." I've done all of those things: obsess why they aren't calling, stalk their facebook, told myself that they can change and that we are obviously perfect for each other.(Grant-it, this was when I was closer to 19 years old...) . Its all bull that I continue to tell myself so that I don't have to get hurt. It SUCKS to see you life in the big screen that way.

There's also "that guy". The girly one that I can't stand! The one thats like me!! I don't need to date a vagina, I have my own, thanks!

Now in the end, the girl does find a guy. A great guy. And it gives me this little glimmer of hope. The same glimmer I see in my friends eyes when I'm watching them at their weddings. But then I remember that it was just a movie and that it does not turn out this way for everyone.

Bleh. I'm getting pretty tired of all of this relationship propaganda in my face all the time.

DAMN IT EDWARD CULLEN! WHY CAN'T YOU BE REAL!!!